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简介我接闺女回家时,对楼妹子的男友在楼道,说吵架了,等妹子回来求原谅,我心一软就叫他到家里坐着等。晚上老...
我接闺女回家时,对楼妹子的男友在楼道,说吵架了,等妹子回来求原谅,我心一软就叫他到家里坐着等。晚上老公打电话来时我在擦乳液,闺女接的,老公问怎么还没睡呢,熊孩子说:“有个不认识的叔叔在家跟妈妈说不想分手,聊了好久,妈妈 陪 他所以晚了……”卧槽,老公你别挂电话听我解释 ! ! ! !

When I picked up my daughter, my boyfriend of Lou Meizi was in the corridor and said that he had a quarrel. When she came back to beg for forgiveness, my heart softened and asked him to sit at home and wait. In the evening, when my husband called, I was rubbing the lotion. The girl answered, my husband asked why he hadn't slept. The bear child said, "an unknowing uncle told his mother at home that he didn't want to break up and talked for a long time, so his mother stayed with him so late." Lay in the slot, husband, don't hang up and listen to my explanation!!!

내가 딸을 태우고 집에 돌아왔을 때, 남친이 복도에서 싸우고 있다며 동생이 돌아오면 용서를 빌었다. 나는 마음이 나른해지면 집에 가서 앉아 있으라고 했다.저녁에 남편이 전화했을 때 나는 로션을 바르고 있었다. 따님이 받았다. 남편이 왜 아직 안 자고 있냐고 물었더니, 곰새끼가 말했다. "모르는 아저씨가 엄마한테 헤어지고 싶지 않다고 했어요. 한참 동안 얘기했어요. 엄마랑 같이 있어줘서 늦었어요."침대 위, 여보, 전화 끊지 말고 내 설명 좀 들어!

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