Dad watched TV last night and shouted to me, "Son, go down and buy me a pack of cigarettes." I was playing a game, so I took out my change and said to my son, "Son, go down and help Dad buy a pack of cigarettes." My son, playing with his toys, got up impatiently and went to the kitchen and said, "Grandma, can you help me go downstairs and buy cigarettes?" My mother showed her head and shouted, "Old man. My father stood up and said, "Ouch!" What the hell!