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鉴定的眼神

趣聊2018-12-09 78 人围观
简介读高中的时候,我班主任是我舅舅,我比较怕他,所以平时不敢造次!但由于处于青春懵懂期,难免会对美女产生...
读高中的时候,我班主任是我舅舅,我比较怕他,所以平时不敢造次!但由于处于青春懵懂期,难免会对美女产生好感!于是我背着我舅舅和一个女生恋爱了!有一次晚自习,我们两个玩嗨了,迟到了…当时我的心都到嗓子眼了…舅舅看了我们两一眼说:你们两个为什么迟到,给我站到角落好好反省,其他同学下自习!…然后出门时给了我一个坚定的眼神

When I was in high school, my head teacher was my uncle. I was afraid of him, so I didn't dare to make it again! But because of being in the youth ignorant period, will inevitably produce the good feeling to the beautiful woman! So I fell in love with a girl behind my uncle's back! Once in the evening self-study, the two of us played high, late. My heart was in my throat. Uncle looked at us and said, "Why are you two late? stand in the corner and reflect on yourself. the other students will study by themselves!" And then he gave me a firm look when he went out.

우리 담임 선생님은 고등학교 때 우리 외삼촌이었는데, 나는 그 외삼촌이 두려워서, 담임선생님을 두 번이나 부르지 못했어요!하지만 사춘기라 미녀들에게 호감을 갖기 마련!그래서 나는 외삼촌 몰래 한 여자와 사랑에 빠졌다.어느 날 저녁 자율 학습을 하다가 우리 둘은 신나게 놀았다. 늦었다.그 당시 내 마음은 목청이 터질 정도였다.외삼촌이 우리를 보고는 쏘아보며 말했다.“너희 둘은 왜 늦느냐,내 구석에 서서 반성하고, 다른 친구들은 자습을 하게.그리고 외출할 때 나에게 확고한 눈빛을 주었다.

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