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简介屌丝暗恋女神数载,一直没有追到。一日,见女神在线,又展开攻略。屌丝:女神,在吗?女神:嗯!屌丝:听说...
屌丝暗恋女神数载,一直没有追到。 一日,见女神在线,又展开攻略。 屌丝:女神,在吗? 女神:嗯! 屌丝:听说你最近特喜欢蔡依林的歌呢? 女神:额!怎么啦? 屌丝:最喜欢女神唱歌了,要不要唱一首咧? 女神:唱什么? 屌丝:就唱“日不落”吧?高潮的,很考验水平的哦! 女神:好吧!“我要给你日不落……” 屌丝:日! 女神:…… 于是屌丝果断的被拉黑了……

The loser had a crush on the goddess for years and never caught up with it. One day, see the goddess online, and launched the strategy. Loser: goddess, are you there? Goddess: mm-hmm! Loser: I heard that you like Cai Yilin's songs very much recently? Goddess: uh! What? Loser: I like goddess singing best. Would you like to sing a song? Goddess: what do you sing? Loser: why don't you just sing "the sun never sets"? Orgasm, very test the level of oh! Goddess: all right! "I'm going to keep the sun from setting for you." Loser: day! Goddess:. So the loser was blocked decisively.

실타래는 여신을 짝사랑하여 수많은 여신을 쫓아오지 못하였다.하루는 여신을 만나 다시 공략을 펼쳤다.비단:여신,있니?여신: 응!비단:요즘 채의림 노래를 특별히 좋아한다면서요?여신: !왜 그래?미스: 여신이 노래하는 게 제일 좋았어요. 노래 한 곡 불러볼래요?여신: 뭐래?미스: 해가 지지 않을래?오르가즘, 수준급!여신: 그래!"너에게 해가 지지 않도록."비단 : 해!여신:.그래서 과감히 베일을 벗기고.