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简介1母亲:“明明,你上学有三个多月了,你觉得语文和数学哪一门好学些呢?”明明:“数学好学。”母亲:“为...
1 母亲:“明明,你上学有三个多月了,你觉得语文和数学哪一门好学些呢?” 明明:“数学好学。” 母亲:“为什么?” 明明:“因为语文生字多,数学只有0到9十个数字。” 2 奶奶:“1+2等于几?” 孙子:“等于3。” 奶奶:“答对了,因此你会得到3块糖。” 孙子:“早知道是这样,我就说是等于5就好啦! ” 3 小明数学不好,被父母转到一间教会的学校,半年后数学成绩全A,妈妈问:“是修女教得好?是教材好?是祷告?...” “都不是”小明说:“进教的第一天,我看见一个人被钉死在加号上面,我就知道...他们是玩真的! ” 4 数学课上,小明趴在桌子上睡觉,数学老师没有发觉,还在滔滔不绝地讲课。下课了,小明醒来,问同桌的数学课代表:我睡了多久了?数学课代表说:你已经睡了一节课,大概2400秒,40分钟,三分之二小时,三十六分之一天,一千零八十分之一个月,一万二千九百六十分之一年,一百二十九万六千分之一世纪了吧! 5 宝宝数学很好,2岁就可以从1数到10了。后来,我告诉他0比1还校 今天吃饺子,我说:“宝宝,你数数你想吃几个饺子?” “0,1,2,3……”一边说一边拿起一个饺子,“这是第0个。” 老婆怒吼:“下一代还是做程序员的命! ” 6 一次,上美术课。不知道老师说了什么,只知道老师说了一句:“我只想说4个字‘我的天’。” 有一个同学,听见了后说了一句:“老师,你说错了,那根本是2个字。”沉默了一会,全班爆笑。 天,我们班的数学怎么了?老师也无语了 7 老师:你说我们国家有哪些数学家? 学生:数不清 老师:对,苏步青是一个,还有呢?

Mother: "Mingming, you have been in school for more than three months. Which do you think is better, Chinese or math?" Mingming: "Mathematics is easy to learn." Mother: "Why?" Mingming: "because there are many new words in Chinese, there are only 0 to 9 ten numbers in mathematics." Grandma: "how much is one to two?" Grandson: "equal to 3." Grandma: "that's the right answer, so you'll get three pieces of sugar." Grandson: "if I had known this, I would have said it was equal to 5!" "3. Xiao Ming was not good at math. He was transferred to a church school by his parents. Six months later, his math score was all A. His mother asked," is it a nun who teaches well? " Is it a textbook? Is it prayer? ...” "neither," said Xiao Ming. "on the first day of teaching, I saw a man nailed to death on the plus sign. I knew it. They're serious! "4 in math class, Xiao Ming was sleeping on the table. The math teacher did not notice it and was still gushing on and on. After class, Xiao Ming woke up and asked his deskmate's math representative: how long have I been asleep? The math representative said: you have slept for a class, about 2400 seconds, 40 minutes, 2/3 hours, 1/36 days, 1/1080 months, 1/12960 years, 1/1296000 century! The baby is good at math and can count from 1 to 10 at the age of 2. Later, I told him to eat dumplings today. I said, "Baby, how many dumplings do you want to eat?" “0,1,2,3……” As he said, he picked up a dumpling. "this is the 0th." The wife roared angrily: "the next generation is still the life of a programmer!" "six times, take an art class. Do not know what the teacher said, only know that the teacher said: "I just want to say 4 words'my God'." One of the students, after hearing it, said, "teacher, you are wrong. It is two words at all." After a moment of silence, the class burst out laughing. God, what happened to the math in our class? The teacher is also speechless. Teacher: what mathematicians do you think there are in our country? Student: I can't count. Teacher: yes, Su Buqing is one. What else?

어머니: “분명히 3개월이 넘게 학교에 다니셨는데, 국어와 수학 어느 쪽을 공부하는 게 좋다고 생각하세요?”분명히:"수학은 배우기 좋다."어머니: "왜?"명분:"어문생체가 많아서 수학이 0에서 910개밖에 안 돼요."2할머니: "1+2는 몇이니?"손자:"=3"할머니: 응, 그러면 사탕을 세 개 받을 거야.손자: "이럴 줄 알았으면 5라 그랬을 텐데. ᄏ"3 샤오밍이 수학을 못해서 교회의 학교로 전학을 갔는데, 6개월 후 수학 성적이 A였다. 엄마는 "수녀님이 잘 가르쳐주셨어요?"라고 물었다.교재가 좋은가요?기도?"다 아니라고 밍이 말했다."교생 첫날 더하기 기호에 못 박힌 사람을 봤는데.진짜야!“4수학 시간에 명은 책상에 엎드려 잤는데, 수학 선생님은 눈치채지 못하고 계속 강의를 하셨다.수업이 끝났는데 샤오밍이 깨어나서 짝꿍의 수학수업 대표:내가 얼마나 잤어?“대략 2400초, 40분, 3분의 2시간, 33분의 1일, 1,800분의 1년, 만이천구백육분의 일, 129만 6천분의 1세기에서 잠을 잤다”고 수학 대표는 말합니다.다섯 아기는 수학을 잘해서 두 살부터 열까지 셀 수 있다.나중에 나는 그에게 오늘도 만두를 먹는다고 말했다. "아가야, 너는 만두를 몇 개 드니?라고 세어봐라."0, 1, 2, 3."말하면서 만두를 들자. "이건 제0번째야."아내가 울부짖는다: "아직도 다음 세대는 프로그래머의 목숨이다!"6번, 미술 수업.선생님은 무슨 말을 하셨는지 몰라도 선생님이 "나 '맙소사'라고만 말하고 싶다."라고 한 것뿐이었다.한 동창이 그 말을 듣고는 "선생님, 틀렸습니다. 그건 두 글자입니다."라고 말했다.잠시 침묵이 흘렀더니 반 전체가 폭소를 터뜨렸다.어머, 우리 반 수학이 왜 그래?선생님도 어이없습니다.7선생님: 우리나라에는 어떤 수학자가 있다고 하셨어요?학생: 셀 수 없이 많은 선생님: 네, 수보청이 하나예요. 그리고요?