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简介1、一个女孩失恋了,我劝她:“两条腿的蛤蟆不好找,三条腿的男人有的是啊!”2、喜欢一个人呐,不但会低...
1、一个女孩失恋了,我劝她:“两条腿的蛤蟆不好找,三条腿的男人有的是啊!”2、喜欢一个人呐,不但会低到土里去,还会贱到骨子里去。3、男人因为孤独而优秀,女人因为优秀而孤独。4、“美女,我们这房子实用率超高,80平米做的小三房(三居室),真的很适合您!”“适合你大爷,你才小三!”5、前几天我在家做菜,不小心切到手,想让男友心疼心疼就给他发了信息:“亲爱的,刚才做菜的时候不小心切到手了。”结果,男友给我回了信息:“啊!!!你会做菜,做的啥菜?”

1. When a girl was lovelorn, I advised her, "Toads with two legs are hard to find, but there are plenty of men with three legs." 2. If you like someone, you will not only go down to the earth, but also to the bone. 3. Men are excellent because of loneliness, while women are lonely because of excellence. 4. "Beauty, the utility rate of our house is super high. The small third room (three-bedroom) made of 80 square meters is really suitable for you!" "it suits your uncle, but you are the mistress!" 5. A few days ago, when I was cooking at home, I accidentally cut my hand. I wanted to make my boyfriend distressed, so I sent him a message: "Honey, I accidentally cut my hand when I was cooking just now." As a result, my boyfriend replied to me: "Ah!" You can cook. What kind of food can you cook? "

1. 한 소녀가 실연을 당하자, 나는 그녀에게 "두 다리의 바지락은 찾기 어렵다. 세 다리의 남자가 있다"고 권했다.2. 한 사람을 사랑하면, 흙으로 낮아질 뿐 아니라 뼛속까지 비천해질 것이다.3. 남자는 외로워서 우수하고 여자는 우수하기 때문에 외롭다.4. "미녀야, 우리 집은 실용률이 높고, 80평으로 만든 작은 삼방(셋룸). 정말 잘 어울려요!""너 할아버지한테 딱 맞아, 넌 겨우 세 살밖에 안 돼!"5. 며칠 전 집에서 음식을 만들다가 손을 잘랐어요. 남자친구가 안쓰러워하고 싶어서 메시지를 보냈어요. "여보, 아까 요리를 하다가 손을 잘랐어요."결국 남자친구는 "아!요리를 할 줄 아느냐, 요리를 할 줄 아느냐?"