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简介老师 :西木,你干嘛呢?多大的人了,还玩这个,你多大了?西木:我一米七五左右老师:我问的是你的年龄西...
老师 :西木,你干嘛呢?多大的人了,还玩这个,你多大了? 西木:我一米七五左右 老师:我问的是你的年龄 西木:是去年的还是今年的? 老师:当然是今年的啊 西木:是现在说还是下课说 老师:现在 西木:是大声说,还是悄悄地说 老师:你玩我那,到底说不说 西木:但是,你问我的年龄干嘛 老师:我随便问问不行吗 西木:不说不行吗 老师:哎呀,算了算了,我们继续上课 老师:我们一起复习一下反义词 老师:西木,你来答 老师:来吧老弟 西木:走吧小哥 老师:还不错,好嗨呦 西木:好无聊 老师:很好 西木:非常好 老师:错了 西木:对了 老师:你咋就这么不明白呢 西木:我很明白的 老师:你起来 西木:我坐下 老师:老师叫你起来,你没听到吗 西木:老师叫我坐下,我听到了 老师:你还敢不听老师的话 西木:我还不敢不听老师的话 老师:你知道我在说什么吗 西木:我不知道我在说什么 老师:我知道你是故意的 西木:你不知道我不知故意的 老师:我不跟你说了 西木:你要跟我说 老师:算了吧 西木:继续呀 老师:你给我闭嘴

Teacher: Westwood, what are you doing? How old are you, still playing this? how old are you? Westwood: I am about 1.75 meters teacher: I asked your age: last year or this year? Teacher: of course, it is this year's, ah, Westwood: is it now or after class teacher: now, Westwood: do you want to talk loudly or quietly? teacher: are you playing with me? do you want to talk about Westwood? teacher: why can't I just ask teacher: can't I just ask? teacher: teacher: Oh, forget it, let's go on with the class teacher: let's review the antonyms teacher: Ximu, teacher: let's review the antonyms teacher: Ximu, let's review the antonyms teacher: let's review the antonyms teacher: Ximu, let's review the antonyms teacher: You answer the teacher: come on, brother Ximu: let's go. Teacher: not bad. Heiyo Ximu: good boring teacher: very good Ximu: very good teacher: wrong teacher: right teacher: why don't you understand? teacher: I understand very well teacher: you get up Westwood: I sit down teacher: the teacher told you to get up, didn't you hear me: the teacher told me to sit down, I heard the teacher: you dare not listen to the teacher, West Wood: I dare not listen to the teacher teacher: do you know what I am talking about? West Wood: I do not know what I am talking about teacher: I know you are deliberately West Wood: you do not know I do not know the intentional teacher: I do not tell you West Wood: you have to say to me teacher: forget it West Wood: go on teacher: you shut up teacher:

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