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爸爸是什么局长?

趣聊2020-08-02 152 人围观
简介1、今天老爸下班早早的就回来了,竟然没出去喝酒,老妈:局长今天这么早就回来啦!我纳闷道:他哪个局的局...
1、今天老爸下班早早的就回来了,竟然没出去喝酒,老妈:局长今天这么早就回来啦!我纳闷道:他哪个局的局长啊?老妈板着脸说:饭局!2、妈:对我来说,手心手背都是肉,你知道是什么意思吧!妹:你最近变胖了?3、有一次去看老哥和未来嫂子。是第一次见面,午餐进行时,嫂子说:“你和你哥长得有点像哦,但是比你哥长得好看!”“是啊,我跟我哥眼睛和眉毛长得比较像,下面他长得像我爸,我长得像我妈。”现场安静了,我哥赶紧给我盛了碗汤:“小妹,喝汤,这汤补脑。”我脑子没坏,坏!4、今天又被妈妈打了,去上学时,同学问我:“你妈妈换拖鞋了吧,打你的花纹都不一样。”5、小时候,特别不喜欢自己的名字,然后突然一天鼓起勇气对妈妈说,妈,我想改名,我妈问我,哦豁,改什么啊!我说,我要叫大蝴蝶红红公主。然后我妈把我打了一顿..于是我开始了我的斗争,我不吃饭!!!我不喝水!!!我不背拼音!!我就要叫大红红蝴蝶公主!!然后我爸回来了,听完了这件事,叫上我妈把我打了一顿现在想想就后怕,还好我妈当时没妥协,要不然现在,大家一见到我就叫 大蝴蝶红红公主!!!

1. Dad came back from work early today, but he didn't go out for a drink. Mom: the director is back so early today! I wondered: which bureau director is he? Mother said with a straight face: dinner! Mom: for me, the palms and backs of the hands are all meat, you know what that means! Sister: have you put on weight recently? Once I went to see my brother and his future sister-in-law. It was the first time we met. During lunch, my sister-in-law said, "you and your brother look a little alike, but they are prettier than your brother!" "Yes, I look like my brother's eyes and eyebrows. He looks like my father and I look like my mother." The scene was quiet, and my brother quickly gave me a bowl of soup: "Little sister, drink soup, this soup tonifies the brain." I'm not out of my mind, bad! 4. I was beaten by my mother again today. When I went to school, my classmate asked me, "your mother has changed her slippers. The pattern of beating you is all different." 5. When I was a child, I didn't like my name very much, and then suddenly one day I plucked up the courage to say to my mother, Mom, I want to change my name. My mother asked me, "Oh no, what's the change?" I said, I want to call Big Butterfly Red Princess. And then my mom beat me up.. So I started my struggle, I don't eat! I don't drink water! I don't recite pinyin! I'm going to call Princess Red Butterfly! Then my father came back. After hearing this, he asked my mother to beat me up and now I was scared when I thought about it. Luckily, my mother didn't compromise at that time, otherwise everyone would be called Big Butterfly Red Princess as soon as they saw me!

1.오늘 아빠가 퇴근하고 일찍 돌아왔는데 술을 안 마시다니.엄마:국장이 오늘 벌써 돌아왔어.나는 그가 어느 국의 국장이냐고 답답해했다.어머니는 굳은 얼굴로 "밥국!2.엄마:나에겐 손등이 살인데 무슨 뜻인지 알겠지?누이: 너 요즘 살이 쪘어?3. 한번은 노형과 미래의 형수를 보러 갔다.첫 만남이었는데 점심식사가 진행됐을 때 형수가 "너 형이랑 좀 닮았어. 근데 너 형보다 잘생겼어!""그래, 나는 우리 형과 눈, 눈썹을 많이 닮았어. 그 밑에는 우리 아빠를 닮았고, 나는 엄마를 닮았어."현장은 조용해졌고, 우리 형은 얼른 "꼬마야, 국을 마셔라. 이 국보뇌"라며 얼른 국 한 그릇을 담아줬다.내 머리는 나쁘지 않아, 망가져!4. 오늘 엄마한테 또 맞았어. 학교 갈 때 동창생이 나한테 "네 엄마 슬리퍼 갈아 입었지. 너 때리는 무늬가 다 달라."5.어렸을 때 자기 이름이 너무 싫었다가 갑자기 하루 용기를 내 엄마한테 개명하고 싶다고 물었더니, 우리 엄마가 물었더니 오 활, 뭘 고치냐!나는 큰 나비 홍홍공주라고 부를 것이라고 말했다.그리고 엄마는 나를 한 대 때렸다.그래서 나는 내 투쟁을 시작했고, 나는 밥을 먹지 않았어!나는 물을 마시지 않아!나는 병음을 외우지 않아!!난 다홍홍나비공주라고 부를거야!!그리고 아버지가 돌아왔습니다. 이 얘기를 듣고 어머니를 불러서 저를 한 대 때렸습니다. 지금 생각해 보면 무서워요. 다행히도 저희 어머니가 타협하지 않으셨다면, 지금쯤이면 다들 저를 보자마자 대나비 홍공주라고 부르셨을 겁니다!