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这样坑人的经理现在还好吗?

趣聊2020-08-06 147 人围观
简介1、朋友汽车销售一名,早上去的早,爱干净的她就把展厅收拾的干干净净!那天经理来了跟她打趣“应该给你发...
1、朋友汽车销售一名,早上去的早,爱干净的她就把展厅收拾的干干净净!那天经理来了跟她打趣“应该给你发保洁的工资呀!”朋友乐颠颠还说句谢谢经理!结果月底发工资就给了八百,这回彻底当保洁了……2、有会修手机的吗?下了个滑动开锁软件,然后手机锁了,然后我手机不是触屏的。。。3、前不久,我们社区要为一个贫困地区的学校捐书。一位老太太提着个包跑来了。她气喘吁吁地对社区工作人员说:“小同志,我在家找了半天没大书,你看这些小书能捐不?”工作人员接过老太太的包一看不禁乐了,里面装着十多本家用电器说明书。4、看把你能耐的,110不跟着120一起来,都弄不走你。5、我一个人跳舞,从清晨到日暮有什么好感叹孤独的?我一个人单身,从子鼠到亥猪,俩来回了我说啥了吗我?

1, a friend car sales, early to go up early, she likes to clean up the exhibition hall clean! The manager came and joked with her that day, "you should be paid for cleaning!" My friend was delighted and said thank you to the manager! As a result, the salary was paid eight hundred at the end of the month, and this time it was a thorough cleaning. 2. Is there anyone who can repair mobile phones? There is a sliding unlocking software, and then the phone is locked, and then my phone is not on the touch screen. Not long ago, our community was going to donate books to schools in a poor area. An old lady came with a bag in her hand. She said to the community worker out of breath, "Little Comrade, I haven't had any big books at home for a long time. Do you think these small books can be donated?" The staff took the old lady's bag and looked at it with delight, which contained more than a dozen instructions for household appliances. 4. Let's see what you can do. 110 can't get rid of you if you don't follow 120. 5. I dance alone. What is there to sigh about loneliness from morning till dusk? I am single, from Zi Mouse to Hai Pig, what did I say back and forth?