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趣聊2018-06-29 243 人围观
简介记得小时候四岁弟弟跑过来对我说:“哥,我刚才在老鼠洞找到不少葡萄干,可能是老鼠过年的时候偷的,你要不...
记得小时候四岁弟弟跑过来对我说:“哥,我刚才在老鼠洞找到不少葡萄干,可能是老鼠过年的时候偷的,你要不要分点?”
我刚想说,哪知他扔了个进嘴巴里尝了一口,
就猛吐了出来,说:“不对,好像是老鼠屎”。

I remember when I was a child, my four-year-old brother came and said to me, "Brother, I just found a lot of raisins in the mouse hole. Maybe it was stolen by the mouse during the Spring Festival. Do you want to split it up?" I was just about to say that he threw it in his mouth and tasted it, and he spat it out and said, "No, it's like rat shit."

어린 4살짜리 동생이 나에게 달려와서 이렇게 말했던 것을 기억한다. "형, 나는 방금 쥐구멍에서 건포도를 많이 찾았는데, 생쥐가 설날에 훔쳤을 수도 있는데, 좀 나눠 볼래?"나는 막 말하고 싶었는데, 그가 입에 한 입 집어넣었다는 것을 알고는, 갑자기 뱉어내며, "아니, 쥐똥 같다."라고 말했다.