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一天,儿子听到妈妈喊起床上学啦

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简介一天,儿子听到妈妈喊起床上学啦,便急急忙忙穿衣服,背起书包往外走。不到5秒又回来了,用手推了推妈妈。...
一天,儿子听到妈妈喊起床上学啦,便急急忙忙穿衣服,背起书包往外走。不到5秒又回来了,用手推了推妈妈。妈妈说:儿子,大半夜不睡觉,干嘛去。儿子说:亲爱的老妈,咱说梦话能不能换换词儿。

One day, when his son heard his mother call out to get up and go to school, he hurriedly put on his clothes and picked up his schoolbag and went out. He came back in less than five seconds and pushed his mother with his hand. Mother said: son, do not sleep in the middle of the night, why go. The son said, "Dear mother, can we change words when we talk in our sleep?"

그러던 어느 날, 어머니가 일어나서 학교에 가자고 외치는 아들이 얼른 옷을 입고 가방을 메고 밖으로 나갔습니다.5초 만에 돌아와서 엄마를 밀었다.엄마가 말했다. 아들아, 한밤중에 잠도 안자고 뭐해.그러자 아들이 말했다. 자기야, 엄마, 우리 잠꼬대를 좀 바꿔 줄 수 있겠니?