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简介去澡堂洗澡,买的澡巾有点硬,搓了几下屁股,皮都快掉了。回家趴在床上,媳妇问我怎么了,我说屁股疼,高潮...
去澡堂洗澡,买的澡巾有点硬,搓了几下屁股,皮都快掉了。回家趴在床上,媳妇问我怎么了,我说屁股疼,高潮来了,媳妇一脸惊愕说:“你去澡堂捡肥皂了?”我要怎么解释?

When I went to the bathroom to take a bath, the towel I bought was a little hard. I rubbed my buttocks a few times and my skin was almost gone. When I got home and lay down in bed, my daughter-in-law asked me what had happened. I said that my buttocks ached and the climax came. The daughter-in-law said with astonishment, "You went to the bathroom to pick up soap?" How do I explain it?

목욕탕에 가서 샤워를 했는데, 사온 수건이 좀 딱딱해서 엉덩이를 몇 번 밀었더니 피부가 다 벗겨졌어.침대에 누우자 며느리가 나에게 무슨 일이냐고 물었다. 내가 엉덩이가 아프다고 말하자 절정이 온다고 하자 며느리가 경악하며 말했다. "목욕탕에 비누를 주웠어?"내가 어떻게 설명해야 합니까?

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