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简介去同学家玩,他妈睡着了,他爸加班。晚上我烟瘾犯了,黑灯瞎火跑到厨房偷偷抽烟,谁知道她妈醒来上厕所!“...
去同学家玩,他妈睡着了,他爸加班。晚上我烟瘾犯了,黑灯瞎火跑到厨房偷偷抽烟,谁知道她妈醒来上厕所!“儿子呢?”他妈问道,当时我就吓傻了,估计把我当他爹了。机智的我用烟头指了指同学的卧室。他妈看懂了,摸黑去上厕所了,我本以为躲过一劫,谁知道他妈出来就从后面抱住我道:“死鬼~”

To play with his classmates, his mother fell asleep and his father worked overtime. In the evening, I became addicted to cigarettes and went to the kitchen to smoke in the dark. Who knows her mother woke up and went to the bathroom! uuuuuuuu "Where's the son?" Asked his mother, I was so frightened and silly that I was supposed to be his father. Wise I pointed to my classmate's bedroom with a cigarette end. The fuck understood. I went to the toilet in the dark. I thought I had escaped the robbery. Who knows when his mother came out, he hugged me from behind and said, "Dead ghost!"

동창집에 놀러가자, 씨발은 잠들었다. 그의 아빠는 잔업을 하신다.밤에는 담배에 중독이 되어 있었는데, 몰래 주방으로 달려가 그녀의 어머니가 화장실에서 깨어났다는 것을 누가 알았겠습니까!"아들은 어딨어?"그러자 엄마가 물었다.그때 나는 겁에 질려 아빠 취급을 받았을 것이다.슬기로운 나는 담배꽁초로 친구의 침실을 가리켰다.알아듣는다. 화장실을 더듬어 갔다. 나는 피하는 줄 알았다. 그가 나오는 것을 알고 뒤에서 나를 안아주며 "죽은 놈아~"라고 했다. ( 《的》)